WHAT ARE YOU SUFFERING FROM?

Here are some of the syndromes i have seen among people i have come across (including me ofcourse!)Read on and try to figure out your category.

• OCD- Obsessive Compliment me Disorder (And the award goes to Ms. Aditi Chaturvedi.Any competitors out there?)
• AIDS-Avoid Intelligent Discussion Syndrome(A certain Sara Palin must be suffering from it,specially after making so many 'intelligent' statements.
• CANCER-Critisize And Negate the Competent,Efficient and the Rich (Ever overheard a conversation between the paan-chewing baabus?)
• SARS-Sadism Accompanying Rejoice Syndrome (Its wonderful sometimes to indulge in some guilty pleasures.)
• STD-Show Tantrums and Displeasure (Is Karnataka CM reading my blog?)
• SCID-Severely Corrupted Indian Denziens (All of us who just sit back in our homes and blame the politicians for all the mishappenings)
• MPD- Machinating and Plotting Disorder ( Kindly congratulate Ms. Ekta Kapoor and all her scriptwriters for this one.They have a disorder and they are encashing on it!God bless me with such a disorder....)
• RABIES- Revile And Blemish the Innocent,Earnest and the Sagacious(What are you thinking Mr. Antulay?)
• TETANUS-Tell Everyone That our Adjoining Neighbours are Useless Skunks( The media of both the countries and ofcourse a lot of organizations are suffering from it, who just love to propogate the 'HATE YOUR NEIGHBOUR' policy)
• POLIO-Pricks Of Liquid Income Outflow (Ouch,this one hurts!)

So the qusetion remains....what are you suffering from?