KABHI KHUD PE HANSAA MAIN,AUR KABHI KHUD PE ROYA!

#When people remind me that i am turning 24 this year,and i shouldn't be staring at guys younger than me,that most of them are!
#When my boss gets didactic.
#When i am supposed to wear only suits to my office.
#When my tailor stitches suits like the ones Jassi used to wear.
#When my beautician drops burning hot wax on me and say 'Oops!I am sorry!' with an apologetic smile while my skin takes it out on me by popping up a boil.
#When my pimples refuse to go away even when i am way past 18,even when i tried all the remedies from Lactocalamine to the ones that aunts suggest.
#When my male friends gawk at a hot female passing by giving that 'Oh!You look so hot look' glare while they never even spare a second look,even if i manage to look like Marlyn Monroe(Just as a matter of speaking that Monroe thing!)
#When the autowaala and Rickshawaalas eve-tease me.
#When i meet my old flame and he manages to look better than last time.
#When i meet my old flame and i inevitably look worse than the last time.
#When i have to go to the loo in my office where there aren't any other female workers.(It stinks man!)
#When my friends tell me how caring and loving their boyfriends are or any of my single friends gets a boyfriend.
#At the thought of an arranged marriage.
#When my friend tells me that i had the worst hair-cut ever.
#When i badly want to doze off but can't beacuse my boss is around.
#When my friend invariably knocks me down on all the discussions that we hold.
#When my father lectures me on time management and systematic investment plan.
#When i have just 100 bucks left in my bank account.
#When i want to grab a drink but can't beacuse i stay at home.
#When i somehow manage to perform an act that remotely resembles dancing while my friends show me the grooviest of moves.
#When my 2 year old niece tells me that i shouldn't wear a particular dress beacuse its too tight.
#When i am on a 'Oh so perfect date' and my brother calls me up and gives me those warnings to come back at once.
#When the psychos who are behind my life refuse to undersatnd that i am NOT INTERESTED in them.
PS-Hope they are reading and understanding!
#When my bus driver becomes hellbent to make me listen to worst songs on FM.
#When i see that my hairfall rate is 10 times faster than my aging process.
#When i go to get my eyebrows and upperlips plucked and end up looking like Amol Palekar in the movie Golmaal.
#When my mother tells me about my another prospective groom(Yup,all that ends up in the prospective stage,while my mother prepares herself to get yet another BEST guy for me)
And what do i do when all these things bang my head????
Well,i listen to the song-KAbhi khud pe hansaa main,aur kabhi........................