Another dull day,by afternoon i was wishing desperately that it ends soon.I checked my mailbox-no mails from any job site...no replies from whereever i had applied!Depressed???No..Bored...Yes!So i thought of doing something different.My 'baai' whom i hardly talk to....was surprised to see that i can actually talk to people around me!I don't know whether she was being inquisitive or sarcastic...but after much contemplation she asked me-"Aaj aapke friends computer par nahee aaye kya??"I thought i'll enlighten her with the whole funda of net and how has it changed our lives.....but as i was giving it a thought to tell her the impotance of net in our lives...she made her next statement-''Meri bahu se mera mera jhagdaa ho gayaa".I looked blankly at her for a long time and then i stared away...it was a bad idea after all.She studied me carefully and understood that i was no more interested in talking to her,so she quickly changed the topic...
"Aapke papa kahaan gaye hain?''-''Goa"
"Wahaan kya hai?"-''Samudra"
"Kya humlog samudra ka paani pee sakte hain?"-"Nahee"
"Kyun?''-"Kyunki wo khaara hota hai''.
"Khaare ka matlab?''-"Usme bohot namak hota hai"
"Kyun,jab namak khaa sakte hain,to namak waala paani kyun nahee pee sakte?"-(thinking for a while)-"Kyunki usmein kaafi zyaada namak hota hai....wo bhi humlog sirf shudh namak khaate hain....usmein kaafi tarah ke namak hote hain!"
"Haan,maine Nirma shudh namak ka add dekha hai,jiska daana daana ek samaan hota hai!'
"Par kya humlog baarish ka paani nahee pee sakte?"-"Aisee kya zaroorat aa gayee,ki tum baarish ka paani peene ke baare mein sochne lageen?"
"Nahee,aise he"...-"Haan,pee sakti ho!"
"Par baadal to samudra ke paani se he bante hain,to humlog baarish ka paani kaise pee sakte hain?"-(Wondering,how did she manage to question me so much!)
"Nahee,sirf samudra nahee,nadee aur taalaab ke paani se bhi baadal bante hain,aur samudra se sirf paani udtaa hai,uske saath namak nahee"
"Namak kyun nahee udtaa"-(Yaar isko evapouration ka funda kaise samjhaaun!)
"Namak bhaari hota hai,ud nahee paata,jaise chidiya halki hoti hai,ud paati hai,insaan bhaari hota hai,ud nahee paata"-(I mean i even didn't know what was i saying!)
Looking absolutely convinced-"Waah,matlab baarish ka paani pee sakte hain!''
"Tum baarish ka paani peene ke liye inti utsuk kyun ho?"-"Wo mera apni bahu se is baat ko lekar jhagdaa ho rahaa tha ki roz paani bharke kaun laayega-abhi baarish ka mausam hai,socha kaun jhig-jhig kare,baarish aayegi to baalti bahaar he rakh denge!''
"Lagta hai net par mere friends aa gaye,chalti hun!''
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Monday, July 14, 2008
THE BACK BENCHERS!
Here goes a poem for all the people who celebrate being back benchers...(People like me that is!)
From the time i remember i was always a back bencher,
But i was happy sitting there because i was never a knowledge quencher.
Sleeping,dozing,yawning,snoring,
I just sat through all the classes that were obviously boring.
The teachers were like the louse that bit my head,
And through all the classes i was more lifeless than the dead.
Whatever was taught was greek and latin,
All i could think of was a bed covered with satin.
The lecturers tried to improve me but their efforts went in vain,
I kept on wondering why did they even bother to take the unnecessary pain.
Thankfully i have people around who are just like me,
Even they ask for permission all the time to go and pee.
We are happy as long as we are out of the lecturer's sight,
And with keypads under our fingers we message with all our might..
Sometimes we try to change and try to concentrate hard,
But our zeal to do nothing at all becomes our saving guard.
So we come back soon to our normal mode,
And never try to decipher again the DaVinci's code.
The day is approaching when we will never have to sit through those classes again,
The day when we will never have to suffer this torturous pain.
But we will miss the pleasure of doing nothing at all,
No one bothering to teach us and no one to make an attendance call,
So be proud if you sit in the last bench,
Because it is a pleasure no knowledge could quench.
From the time i remember i was always a back bencher,
But i was happy sitting there because i was never a knowledge quencher.
Sleeping,dozing,yawning,snoring,
I just sat through all the classes that were obviously boring.
The teachers were like the louse that bit my head,
And through all the classes i was more lifeless than the dead.
Whatever was taught was greek and latin,
All i could think of was a bed covered with satin.
The lecturers tried to improve me but their efforts went in vain,
I kept on wondering why did they even bother to take the unnecessary pain.
Thankfully i have people around who are just like me,
Even they ask for permission all the time to go and pee.
We are happy as long as we are out of the lecturer's sight,
And with keypads under our fingers we message with all our might..
Sometimes we try to change and try to concentrate hard,
But our zeal to do nothing at all becomes our saving guard.
So we come back soon to our normal mode,
And never try to decipher again the DaVinci's code.
The day is approaching when we will never have to sit through those classes again,
The day when we will never have to suffer this torturous pain.
But we will miss the pleasure of doing nothing at all,
No one bothering to teach us and no one to make an attendance call,
So be proud if you sit in the last bench,
Because it is a pleasure no knowledge could quench.
WHEN YOU DO NOTHING AT ALL
What makes me(and many more like me) write a blog????Well,let's see
*I couldn't logon to my previous blog......(for reasons i can't comprehend....'coz obviously i suck at problems like these!Some dumbness there..)
*I have got nothing better to do......(I wrote to one of my friends-The gravity inside a human that pulls him to do nothing at all is more than all the opposing motivational factors...Know what?He even liked it!Some philosophy there..)
*I think my previous blog really sucked.....My blog was visited only 300 times in past one year-out of which i visited it 180 times!(Oh comeon,what were you thinking???I personally thought my blog was the best than the rest!Some admiration there..)
*I have no friends left in my city.....(Some misery there..)
*One of my friends who is just as free as i am(i am not sure though,but she is also online most of the times) has a boyfriend and she prefers to chat with him for reasons more than obvious...(some bitching there..)
*While i stay at home and not sit infront of my PC,i keep on bumping on my niece who is 2 year old and she beats me up with whatever she has .....like a plastic bat,her dolls from whom the clothes have been ripped off,or worse,she makes me listen to her nursery rhymes that keep on haunting me even in my dreams...(Some misfortune there)
*To skip the endless lecture session that my father gives me to utilize my time....so i pretend that i am doing something really important.......like writing a blog!(Some manipulation there...)
*To utilize the time between two chat sessions on gtalk so that you give yourself an impression that you are not actually waiting online for somebody and attack him/her as soon as he/she dares to logon...(Some sarcasm there....)
*Lastly,and more importantly......to sum all this up,most of us blog 'coz we have nothing to do at all!(Lots of time there....)
If i were Ronan Keating..i would have sung out.....YOU BLOG BEST,WHEN YOU DO NOTHING AT ALL(ting,ting,ting.......){Some pathetic sense of humour there!}
*I couldn't logon to my previous blog......(for reasons i can't comprehend....'coz obviously i suck at problems like these!Some dumbness there..)
*I have got nothing better to do......(I wrote to one of my friends-The gravity inside a human that pulls him to do nothing at all is more than all the opposing motivational factors...Know what?He even liked it!Some philosophy there..)
*I think my previous blog really sucked.....My blog was visited only 300 times in past one year-out of which i visited it 180 times!(Oh comeon,what were you thinking???I personally thought my blog was the best than the rest!Some admiration there..)
*I have no friends left in my city.....(Some misery there..)
*One of my friends who is just as free as i am(i am not sure though,but she is also online most of the times) has a boyfriend and she prefers to chat with him for reasons more than obvious...(some bitching there..)
*While i stay at home and not sit infront of my PC,i keep on bumping on my niece who is 2 year old and she beats me up with whatever she has .....like a plastic bat,her dolls from whom the clothes have been ripped off,or worse,she makes me listen to her nursery rhymes that keep on haunting me even in my dreams...(Some misfortune there)
*To skip the endless lecture session that my father gives me to utilize my time....so i pretend that i am doing something really important.......like writing a blog!(Some manipulation there...)
*To utilize the time between two chat sessions on gtalk so that you give yourself an impression that you are not actually waiting online for somebody and attack him/her as soon as he/she dares to logon...(Some sarcasm there....)
*Lastly,and more importantly......to sum all this up,most of us blog 'coz we have nothing to do at all!(Lots of time there....)
If i were Ronan Keating..i would have sung out.....YOU BLOG BEST,WHEN YOU DO NOTHING AT ALL(ting,ting,ting.......){Some pathetic sense of humour there!}
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