EXPLAINING THE WATER CYCLE

Another dull day,by afternoon i was wishing desperately that it ends soon.I checked my mailbox-no mails from any job site...no replies from whereever i had applied!Depressed???No..Bored...Yes!So i thought of doing something different.My 'baai' whom i hardly talk to....was surprised to see that i can actually talk to people around me!I don't know whether she was being inquisitive or sarcastic...but after much contemplation she asked me-"Aaj aapke friends computer par nahee aaye kya??"I thought i'll enlighten her with the whole funda of net and how has it changed our lives.....but as i was giving it a thought to tell her the impotance of net in our lives...she made her next statement-''Meri bahu se mera mera jhagdaa ho gayaa".I looked blankly at her for a long time and then i stared away...it was a bad idea after all.She studied me carefully and understood that i was no more interested in talking to her,so she quickly changed the topic...
"Aapke papa kahaan gaye hain?''-''Goa"
"Wahaan kya hai?"-''Samudra"
"Kya humlog samudra ka paani pee sakte hain?"-"Nahee"
"Kyun?''-"Kyunki wo khaara hota hai''.
"Khaare ka matlab?''-"Usme bohot namak hota hai"
"Kyun,jab namak khaa sakte hain,to namak waala paani kyun nahee pee sakte?"-(thinking for a while)-"Kyunki usmein kaafi zyaada namak hota hai....wo bhi humlog sirf shudh namak khaate hain....usmein kaafi tarah ke namak hote hain!"
"Haan,maine Nirma shudh namak ka add dekha hai,jiska daana daana ek samaan hota hai!'
"Par kya humlog baarish ka paani nahee pee sakte?"-"Aisee kya zaroorat aa gayee,ki tum baarish ka paani peene ke baare mein sochne lageen?"
"Nahee,aise he"...-"Haan,pee sakti ho!"
"Par baadal to samudra ke paani se he bante hain,to humlog baarish ka paani kaise pee sakte hain?"-(Wondering,how did she manage to question me so much!)
"Nahee,sirf samudra nahee,nadee aur taalaab ke paani se bhi baadal bante hain,aur samudra se sirf paani udtaa hai,uske saath namak nahee"
"Namak kyun nahee udtaa"-(Yaar isko evapouration ka funda kaise samjhaaun!)
"Namak bhaari hota hai,ud nahee paata,jaise chidiya halki hoti hai,ud paati hai,insaan bhaari hota hai,ud nahee paata"-(I mean i even didn't know what was i saying!)
Looking absolutely convinced-"Waah,matlab baarish ka paani pee sakte hain!''
"Tum baarish ka paani peene ke liye inti utsuk kyun ho?"-"Wo mera apni bahu se is baat ko lekar jhagdaa ho rahaa tha ki roz paani bharke kaun laayega-abhi baarish ka mausam hai,socha kaun jhig-jhig kare,baarish aayegi to baalti bahaar he rakh denge!''
"Lagta hai net par mere friends aa gaye,chalti hun!''